You Might Have A House Full of Boys…

You might have a house full of boys if your front door looks like this, especially if you fully acknowledge that you have no intention of cleaning it because it will look the same way in another week.
You might have a house full of boys if you have a two bathroom house and you only are able to use one of the two toilets because someone keeps flushing your deodorant and plugging it.
You might have a house full of boys if you sofa cushions are never on the sofa, they’re on the floor to create a “nest” or forming the walls of the wrestling ring.
You might have a house full of boys if all of your wooden spoons are being used as shovels in the sandbox.
You might have a house full of boys if you find yourself secretly enjoying watching things like WWE and you can recognize a choke slam and a vice grip.  Also owning a WWE encyclopedia will qualify you.
You might have a house full of boys if you routinely have small children riding bikes, skateboards and scooters through your living room, and you let them because at least they’re not starting fires or shooting small animals.
You might have a house full of boys if the only pink thing you own is Calamine lotion and Pepto Bismol and you’re OK with that. 
You might have a house full of boys if you have ever reminded someone to focus and aim.  Also if your bathroom looks perfectly clean but still smells like urine.
You might have a house full of boys if you have to fight to keep your garden hose hooked up to your garden sprinkler because someone keeps using it to create mud pits in the sandbox.
You might have a house full of boys if they all surround you if you every you cry and defend you whenever they think someone isn’t being nice to you.
I love having boys and being the Queen of the house even though I’m really just the queen of dirt, scabs, loud noises and all things boy.