Handyman Wanted

Crazy, loud, destructive family in desperate need of a handyman

Lovely family in need of a handyman

Must not get upset if children watch you work and touch your tools

Must like small children

Must be able to acquire rare missing lampshade hats

Must be resourceful

Must know how to get crayon off all surfaces

Cleaning knowledge a plus

Must fix this right now before Scott sees

Prompt attention to family heirlooms appreciated

Must be able to reinforce towel bars to withstand the weight of 40 pounds

Commercial quality construction experience wanted

Must be able to tell me what this wire is, 5 years and I still don't know

Expect some light electrical repair

Must be willing to undo some of my shady construction errors without laughing at me

Looking for a sensitive, non judgemental candidate

Alright, just make all the towel bars strong enough to hang on (it rains alot, we need some form of exercise)

Once again extreme durability in all repair jobs a must.

This job doesn't necessarily pay actual cash.  Consider it a resume building reference and experience.  Think of it more as a community project.  It's time for you to give back  a little.  I will be more than happy to pay you with dinner.  Please see attached invite. 

http://thetestosteroneadventures.blogspot.com/2010/07/wed-be-honored-to-have-you-for-dinner.html

If interested, apply in person and bring your tools, no point in wasting any one's time.    Also looking for a cleaning help, a nanny and a personal assistant.  So if you have friends, bring them (all).