To Whom it May Concern,
The following list is the people who have contacted me this week and are requesting my attention. As you can see, I am carefully taking down all your names and requests. I am notifying all of you today that I will me unavailable until roughly November (after graduation) to carry out your requests. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you, but please wait patiently and I will answer your request in the order received.
Dr Laura wants me to pay more attention to Scott
Father McNamara would like me to spend a little more time at church
My supervisor at work is strongly suggesting I build up my PTO and stop using it
My teacher is telling me I need to spend more time reading our text books
My mom would like me to get Finn screened for his speech delay
My doctor is insisting I get in for my yearly physical
The city is demanding I get a retro active building permit for the fence we put up four years ago
My school friends are begging me to activate the unactivated I Phone I've been carrying around for three months
My children need me to put down my school books and play with them in the backyard
My nutritionist is telling me I need to exercise one hour a day and cook more
The IRS is telling me I am running out of time to file my 2009 taxes
Glenn Beck wants me to home school my children
The Neonatal Intensive Care Unit would like to put me on the schedule to volunteer again
My esophagus is constantly on fire and needs surgical attention
Suzie Orman needs me to teach my children the value of a dollar
The Lee County Library would like me to settle my $127.00 fine
Scott would like to start having date nights
The cat would like some cat food (I guess I'll make an exception for you Elliott, please see my assistant to set something up)
As you can see, I keep very good records and fear not, I will not forget about any of your requests. Enjoy your summer and I will see you all in November.
Thank You for you understanding,
Erin
CEO of Erin's Crazy Life
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