Out of context and one sided, these things sometimes sound a little strange, but I asure you they were appropriote at the time.
"Breakin out? What do you mean? Oh, you mean makin out, and no Mommy and Daddy aren't making out... Daddy is just giving me a massage..."
"Dad says you have to wear pants to play on the swingset... Because, he's afraid of the neighbors..."
"Where's the poop? Finn, show mommy where you pooped... Poop belongs in the toliet... Noooooo, not with your bare hand..."
"No, there won't be a principal if mommy homeschools you... No, if they want to be homeschooled, their moms have to do it... Because it's home school... Fine, Dad will be the principal... Because we already have a kitchen... Sure, I'll make you a report card..."
"Well, sometimes the tooth fairy drops the tooth on the way out the door by mistake... No, she knows that she already paid you for that one... I guess she has a scanner or something..."
"Only 169 days left... I know, but it will all be over soon... No honey, a nurse, doctors have to go to school for 10 years... I'm not sure how many days that is, a lot... Who wants to know the difference between hypoparathyroidism and hyperparathyroidism?... I know, mommy doesn't want to know either, but I have to... No, stay home dads don't have to learn that... Well, it's not really a degree, so no school... That's fine, I'm sure you'll make a great stay home dad...
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