Because all Fed Ex men moonlight as barbers…
Because there is no haircut category on our monthly budget…
Because getting hair in your nose tickles…
Because all your brothers are watching and laughing too…
Because the oldest goes first…
Because it’s time for a haircut when you’ve had a bad hair week, as opposed to a bad hair day…
Because all Fed Ex men wear their wives blue cat pajamas…
Because sometimes the razor makes a loud scary buzzing noise…
Because all Fed Ex men moonlight as barbers.
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