Wednesday, December 29, 2010

oh come let us adore him

oh come let us adore him
oh come let us adore him
CHRIST the King.


and adore him we did for about 30 seconds...


and then he started to cry, was returned to his actual mother and was promptly replaced with a doll...

 

I sat in the pew quietly cheering for one very proud camel...

and one slightly embarrassed shepard...


After singing Silent Night, they filed back out and we celebrated...

another successful Christmas pageant with relatively few hitches...

and most importantly the birth of the baby who would change the world!

Friday, December 10, 2010

happy birthday tommy

Today is your birthday, one of your small brothers was a little impatient while I was decorating your cake

Today is your birthday, I watched several YouTube videos demonstrating how to properly frost a layer cake, I think I did OK

Today is your birthday I hope you don't mind the pink wrapping paper, ironically that is the only color I had

Today is your birthday, please don't argue with me about the number of candles on you cake, I realize there are actually nine and that you are only six

Today is you birthday and you didn't blow out any of your candles on your first try, I guess that means nine girlfriends, Hmmmm...

Today is your birthday, I hope you liked your surprise rainbow cake, it took me about three hours to make it and you enjoyed about three bites. 

Thursday, December 9, 2010

growing like a weed


every morning he's a little heavier...
every month I'm making the car seat straps a little bigger...
every time I turn around he's outgrown his shoes again...
he's growing like a weed

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

I'm feeling a little queasy...

Since last Monday I (well, mostly Scott) have been doing load after load of puke laundry.  It started with one bad night last week when one said child went from bed to bed to bed throwing up each and every time I cleaned him up and tucked him into another bed.  The bug has been slowly traveling from one boy to the next despite my disinfecting and quarantining. 

For the last five or six days, vomit has managed to find its way into each and every day.  It's usually in the form of a small boy frantically telling me he needs his "choke bucket", a plastic toy bin that's been converted recently into the barf bucket.

Today was no different, it started out fairly normal for us.  I woke everyone up, sang happy birthday to Tommy (6 today) and told Tommy he could pick out whatever he wanted for breakfast.  Pancakes, omelets, scrambled eggs, you name it.  He chose what every six year old birthday king would... McDonalds.  I agreed only if everyone loaded up into the van right away.  Due to the freezing cold weather we had all been a little sluggish this morning and were running behind.  We raced to the van and loaded up.  The boys cheered as I scraped the frost off the window with my debit card.  Snow! Snow!  Snow!  No boys, that's called frost, sorry. 

We were off.  I hit the McDonalds drivethru and peeled back out onto the highway.  Traffic was thick and I was watching the clock.  I was facing forward and blindly handing sandwiches and hash browns behind me to cold little hands.  I snuck a bite of Tommy's McGriddle as I passed it back.  Soon I could hear Finn frantically looking for his choke bucket.  I dumped out the McDonalds bag and threw it at Tommy instructing him to hold it for Finn.  Apparently he wouldn't get his seat belt off fast enough and I saw eggs fly up from the backseat and stick on my radio.  At that very minute something in my esophagus reminded me that I have no business eating McGriddles since my lap band surgery.  I grabbed my Target bag with the Christmas photo cards (the very photo cards I will be sending some of you) in it and dumped them onto the pile of already dumped out McDonalds food.  I was attempting to aim for the bag and keep an eye on traffic and console a still retching Finn in the backseat when Gavin noticed me vomiting next to him in the front seat.  I guess the flying eggs had made him a little queasy and me gagging put him over the edge.  I made a snap decision and threw the Target bag his way.  Meanwhile, I threw up in my hand.  Gavin missed the Target bag for the most part and threw up on his multiplication homework.  Still deciding what to do with a handful of McGriddle I looked around for some options.  As I looked up, the car in front of me had stopped very quickly.  I slammed on the brakes loud enough to make a squealing noise.  Then suddenly, Finn's car seat flew 5 feet to the front seat.  He had been buckled into his car seat in the last row of the van seating.  Now he was upside down in a car seat turtle shell in the front seat.  In a traffic jam of sorts, I couldn't pull over immediately.  I consoled him best I could as I tried to get off the road as soon as possible. 

I pulled into a used car lot and uprighted him.  He appeared unharmed.  He was conscious and breathing fine, covered in vomit but breathing fine.  I replaced the car seat with him still attached, we are in a bit of a time crunch remember?  I raced back to the driver side and jumped in.  I handed out wipes to everyone and assessed the homework.  Not destroyed but splattered.  I wiped the homework and Gavin's tears.  Gavin was on the last problem and it happed to be the part of the homework that bore the brunt of the damage.  Only wet now from the baby wipes, I had no choice but to open up my window just far enough to stick my hand out (now 41 degrees out) and let the homework flap in the wind to air dry.  Most people would just turn on the heat but that gave out just after the AC went out.  Who am I kidding, this doesn't even happen to normal people.  I drove for the next 20 minutes with a numb hand. 

We were the last car allowed into the parent drop off line as I pulled my arm back in the window.  The answer is B Gavin, just fill in B.  With that, I slid the van door open and sent them off hoping they would have a better day.  I yelled Happy Birthday as Tommy skipped off to school unfazed. 

I was headed home when I remembered we needed to pickup beer and blueberries.  I'm not joking, this was our grocery list.  So I brought the boys to the grocery store.  Our family is the reason the store now has disinfectant wipes near the carts.  As we loaded up the van and I secured the children, the scavenging birds recognized my van.  They flew over and weren't shy as the hopped up into the van to see what they could find.  The boys squealed with delight as the birds hopped about eating bits of egg and hash brown.  I just sat there in amazement.  Was it weirder that birds were eating vomit or that they were eating their own unfertilized eggs?  Then I quickly realized that were we drawing a few onlookers and that I was the weird one here not the birds.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Christmas Letter

I spent the day yesterday designing my Christmas photo cards and writing my Christmas letter.  Today I will spend the day folding letters, addressing envelopes, and sticking stamps. 


Dear Family and Friends,


It’s that time again for the annual Christmas letter. I recently heard a morning radio show making fun of annual Christmas letters. There are people out there who despise the Christmas letter tradition. Who knew? Not me apparently. I hope that none of you make that list. If you do however, please disregard this lengthy letter from your southernmost relatives and have a happy holiday.

Now, for those of you still reading… I hope this finds you all in warm houses and in good health. 2010 has been interesting, but I predict 2011 will be the year of change. Scott will be transitioning into a new area at Fed Ex, I will be venturing into a new project at work, and for the first time in what seems to be forever, I am NOT pregnant with a little boy. Not pregnant at all for that matter. Without further ado, here is the latest from our noisy household.

I spent the year trudging through the nursing program and graduated (actually there’s a little more to it than that, but for all intensive purposes, I’m done). I went to school five days a week and worked the other two. It was an exhausting schedule that left little room to study and do optional tasks like laundry and dishes. I continue to work in the ICU but will be transitioning to a new job in February. I was nominated to work with a team on a new electronic medical record system that will be rolling out to all of our hospital campuses. I will be a credentialed trainer (or so my new job title says) on the clin doc team and will be training all of the hospital employees how to use the new computer system. Each nurse needs 24 hours of training to be competent, so I imagine the training is fairly intense. In an effort to make the training more tolerable, I’m already planning my standup comedy act that I will perform to my captive audience. I do take time out to play with the boys, blog and garden whenever I have the chance.

Scott continued to run his Fed Ex Ground route this year, but recently sold it in order to buy a Fed Ex Home delivery route. Lots of changes and politics over at Fed Ex Ground made this a better fit for us. He should be starting with Home Delivery (where Tom and Annette currently own routes) in January. It means better hours and more time with us. Scott has had to work extra hard this year to pick up the tasks that I no longer had time to do. He has always been a great help with housework and the kids, but this year has been extra hard. Most mornings, Scott would dress four sleeping boys (with the clothes he laid out for them) and tuck them into the van still sleeping. He could pack and unpack the diaper bag better than I could. He picked up all of the dishes and laundry and I still couldn’t tell you where we keep our mop these days or if we even own one. More and more I watch the boys gravitate toward him and bond over manly (I have no desire to join) activities. Last week they went to a WWE wrestling event (fight, match, show, whatever). Hmmm… no thanks, why don’t you just make it a boys night!

Gavin is my glorious eight year old now. I love love love eight year olds. He’s developing this really clever sense of humor which is such a change from the serious boy he’s been since birth. Gavin is thriving in school, mastering multiplication and leading his class in Accelerated Reader points. He loves school and socializing with friends. It’s important to look cool in third grade so he plans his outfits more carefully than the other boys. Gavin loves to skateboarding, scootering (what do you mean this isn’t a word? spell check must not be raising a house full of boys), and swim. He can also spend an entire afternoon on YouTube or with his nose buried in a chapter book. Did I mention I love eight year olds?!?

Six year olds, not so much. Tommy is still a challenge, although not my biggest challenge anymore. Tommy is either wonderful or horrible, the best or the worst. He never falls anywhere in between. When he’s wonderful, Tommy will be my best friend and offer to give me a back massage. He loves to cook with me in the kitchen and he will always try new foods. Tommy loves to help me in the garden. He spends a lot of time riding his bike and loves to socialize with anyone, preferably strangers. He’s my cheerleader when the two of us go jogging. Actually he rides his bike with a light strapped to his forehead and leads the way. “Great enthusiasm Mom, is that all the faster you can run though?” On the horrible side Tommy still stays at my side (he prefers the front seat in the van right next to me) so we can debate and argue and disagree. He spends a fair amount of his time in Time Out, doing punishment jobs and walking the last ¼ mile home while the rest of us ride in the van. He gets crabby and irritable and usually still falls asleep on the way home from school. Even though he can drive me crazy at home, his Kindergarten teacher loves him. Tommy loves school as well. He particularly likes hot lunch.

Finn is a little bit harder to appreciate these days. His speech isn’t growing as fast as he is and this has left him frustrated with the world, along with his stubbornness, persistence and determination. When Finn wants something, he wants it NOW. He won’t take no for an answer, ever. He also insists on being Petey’s manager. Finn holds Petey’s sippy cup and allows him a drink only when he feels necessary. Finn picks out what toys Petey will play with and takes them away without notice. He tells Petey where to sit, what to do and how to do it. When we walk in a store or in the library, he holds Petey’s hand and will not let me get too far ahead. It’s sweet that he cares so much, but it’s smothering for Petey. Sometimes, I will put Finn to bed and wake Petey up just so he can have some free play without his handler. Finn tries to run our household and doesn’t get discouraged when someone bigger than him wins a battle. Finn is a persistent little schemer that will stop at nothing to get his way. If any of you out there need a manager or an overbearing personal assistant for your small children he is available for loan. It’s a little tough to think of a great personality trait for Finn right now, I’m at a loss. He has nice hair? Does that count? Actually, it’s just like too much of a good personality trait. Finn’s caring, just too caring. He’s protective, just too protective, he’s determined, just too determined. All joking aside, we do love him sooooo much, the terrible twos and threes are just exhausting. I’m sure this will settle down and soon he’ll be able to express himself better as his speech improves, but until then, Lord, grant me patience please.

Petey is the child I’m most excited to wake up in the morning. Even though he’s pretty serious most of the time, he melts my heart. He’s pretty laid back and tolerant of most everything the bigger boys do to him. He’s a man of few words and is happy as long as he has his sipper cup and a snack. He spends most of his day trying to get away from Finn. Petey is my only boy who loves animals. He’s the only one that gets excited when the cat jumps up by us or when we see people walking dogs. He’s a huge eater and is willing to try anything. Petey finally started to walk at 15 months and has been unstoppable since then. He’s pretty easygoing but dislikes the camera, his car seat and Finn. Unfortunately, he spends a good portion of his day scowling (he even has scowling tan lines) because these things are a part of most of our days.

We all look forward to 2011 and the changes that are in the air. As usual, I have more ideas than time or money, but we all agree that this year we need to focus more on spending family time together. Look out; we could be visiting any one of you this year with our little troupe of gentlemen.

Until then,

Stay Warm, Stay Healthy and Stay in Touch,
Erin, Scott, Gavin, Tommy, Finn, and Petey