warning: allowing chubby little feet to squirm around in the sand may make for a gritty night’s sleep hours later
warning: innocent looking tropical palm trees may drop palm fronds with no notice whatsoever. if you aren’t injured by the falling frond, you may still sustain injuries if a boy child decides to create a palm frond sword
warning: allowing a little too much vitamin D synthesizing sun exposure in the afternoon may make for a little pink belly later
warning: sand showers (as pictured above) may imbed shell particles into the scalp that will require twenty to thirty shampoos to remove
warning: little boys will do anything big boys do, refer to previous warning
warning: burying ones self in the sand may encourage other children (particularly boy children) to jump on top of you while in this defenseless state
warning: photographing children who look like this may make you fall in love and become powerless and unable to say no to anything he should ask for (thank goodness he is still wordless)
warning: looking directly into the eyes of certain manipulative children can create a hypnotizing effect, controlling anyone who dares to engage in eye contact. when seen posing like this all should avert their eyes
warning: allowing a family to spend the entire afternoon together on the beach may create far too many family memories for one person to ever hold onto causing happiness overload, melting hearts and aching smile muscles
you have been warned
a public service announcement brought to you by Erin, CEO of The Testosterone Adventures
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