When you grow up I’m going to come to your house and dump out all your shampoo and conditioner in an effort to make bubbles.
When you grow up I’m going to come to your house and add chocolate syrup to your gallon of milk because everyone like chocolate milk better than white.
When you grow up I’m going to come to your house and jump on all your furniture because I am practicing for the WWE and obviously all WWE stars jump on furniture to practice.
When you grow up I’m going to come to your house and eat Cheetos in your bed because I am hungry and tired.
And when you grow up I’m going to come to your house and paint a masterpiece on your living room sofa because it will be sooooo beautiful you will overlook the paint on your sofa.
So little boys, consider this a warning and please mention this warning to your wives before you move into your new houses because I will be coming over.
Love,
Mom
hahaha, I love this post!
ReplyDeleteIt's so true. I was home with them this weekend and could add on about eight more things I'd like to come over and do or at the very least, hope their own children will do to them. Nothing is sacred, everything gets destroyed. Erin
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